Plastic Surgery Leads on Autopilot

Dear Plastic Surgeon,

Let’s cut the crap.

You’re not here to waste time reading fluffy promises from some slick-talking agency that’s never stepped foot in your world.

You’re here because you want more patients walking through your door—qualified, ready-to-pay patients—without burning cash on ads that don’t deliver.

I’m Patrick Kenney, and for 13 years, I’ve been the guy behind the curtain getting plastic surgeons like you a steady stream of leads. Not tire-kickers. Not “maybe next year” types. Real people who pick up the phone, book the consult, and sign up for the procedure.

Here’s the deal: I’ll manage your Google Ads for a flat $1,895 per location, per month.

No hidden fees.

No percentage-of-spend nonsense that leaves you wondering what you’re really paying for.

Just one price—and a flood of leads that turn into cash in your pocket.

Why This Works (and Why You Should Jump on It)

Look, I’ve been doing this long enough to know what keeps you up at night. You’re spending $5,000, $10,000, maybe more on ads, and half the time it’s like throwing money into a shredder.

Clicks that go nowhere.

Leads that ghost you.

Some kid fresh out of college “managing” your campaigns who doesn’t know a facelift from a Facebook ad.

I’m different. I’ve got 13 years of scars and wins in this game—specifically for plastic surgeons. I know your keywords like “rhinoplasty near me” or “best Botox in [city]” better than you know your own scalpel.

I’ve got the data, the tricks, and the hustle to make your ads hum like a finely tuned machine.

Last year alone, I helped a surgeon in Chicago boost consults by 37% in three months. That’s not hype—that’s math.

Here’s what you get for $1,895 per location:

 
- Killer Campaigns: I build and tweak your Google Ads so they hit the bullseye—bringing in patients who are ready, not just browsing.
- Lead Tracking: You’ll know exactly which ads are filling your schedule (and which ones aren’t—those get axed fast).
- No B.S. Reporting: Plain English updates that show you the money, not some jargon-filled spreadsheet.
- 13 Years of Muscle: My experience means your ads don’t flop—they fly.

Now, Let’s Talk Risk (Or Lack Thereof)

I’m not here to lock you into some long-term contract that feels like a bad marriage.

You try me out for 30 days. If you don’t like working with me—if I don’t light up your phone with leads you can take to the bank—you cancel.

I’ll refund every penny of that $1,895. No questions. No hard feelings. You walk away, and I eat the loss.

Why would I do that? 

Because I’m that damn sure I can deliver. I’ve been in the trenches too long to waste your time—or mine. This isn’t a “hope it works” experiment. It’s a proven system.

Picture this for a sec: You’re sipping your morning coffee, and your receptionist’s phone is already buzzing. New patients—folks who found you because my ads put you right in front of their eyeballs when they typed “best plastic surgeon near me.”

You’re not stressing about ad budgets or tweaking campaigns. That’s my job. You just cash the checks and do what you do best.

That’s not a fantasy. That’s what I’ve done for surgeons like you for over a decade. And at $1,895 per location, it’s cheaper than hiring some full-time marketing hotshot who’ll cost you six figures and still screw it up half the time.

The Catch (There Isn’t One—But Act Fast)

I’m only taking on a handful of new clients at this rate. Why? Because I don’t half-ass this. I’m not some agency churning through hundreds of accounts with cookie-cutter campaigns. I dig in, get my hands dirty, and make your ads work like gangbusters. Once those few spots are gone, this deal’s off the table, and the price jumps—or I stop taking new clients altogether.

So here’s what you do: Click the link below and my chat system will get us in touch. Say, “I’m in—let’s get my ads rocking.” I’ll hop on a quick call, figure out your goals, and have your campaigns live faster than you can say “liposuction.” 

One Last Thing…

You’ve spent too long gambling on ads that don’t pay off. Too many “experts” promising the moon and delivering dust. I’m not that guy. I’m the one who’s been there, done that, and got the results to prove it. $1,895 per location, 30-day money-back guarantee, and a flood of leads headed your way.

Don’t overthink this. Click the link below. Let’s make you the busiest surgeon in town.

Yours in profits,
Patrick Kenney 
The Lead Machine for Plastic Surgeons
 
P.S. Those open spots? They won’t last. Surgeons who move fast win big. Be one of them. Let's get rolling now!